tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6104552703714268853.post220200635864793943..comments2010-01-11T22:37:35.383-05:00Comments on Better Chatter: The ShaveJoshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10018380141668632342noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6104552703714268853.post-25728292911218299502007-08-15T18:41:00.000-04:002007-08-15T18:41:00.000-04:00haberdasheryhaberdasheryhaberdashery<BR/><BR/><BR/><I>haberdashery</I>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6104552703714268853.post-69906763254644876512007-08-15T17:53:00.000-04:002007-08-15T17:53:00.000-04:00Six new responses, where to start?1. Yes, although...Six new responses, where to start?<BR/><BR/>1. Yes, although I am allergic and would be killed by a beard of bees, the aesthetic joy they would bring in my final minutes makes it worth it.<BR/><BR/>2. Never tried the oiling or waxing approach. Part of my attempt to eschew vanity, which, I've come to realize, is its own form of vanity.<BR/><BR/>3. The feeling is mutual. I recognize no one anymore. Without my beard, I reflect too much light and thus cannot be seen my human eyes. The blinding glare also prevents me from seeing anyone.<BR/><BR/>4. I did save them, but they have already been donated to a variety of cancer clinics in the area.<BR/><BR/>5. Thanks for the support, anonymous! The comment page is as good a place as any to discuss the world's facial hair issues.<BR/><BR/>6. Yeah, once I get my hand on some bees, its on.Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10018380141668632342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6104552703714268853.post-55168439571751832382007-08-15T17:52:00.000-04:002007-08-15T17:52:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10018380141668632342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6104552703714268853.post-34716915746093695722007-08-15T17:47:00.000-04:002007-08-15T17:47:00.000-04:00although even i must admit that BeeBeard idea is i...although even i must admit that BeeBeard idea is intriguing!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6104552703714268853.post-3747382553399446402007-08-15T17:46:00.000-04:002007-08-15T17:46:00.000-04:00I, for one, am glad you got rid of that devilish m...I, for one, am glad you got rid of that devilish masque. <BR/><BR/>BEARDIES: you need to ask yourself two questions. <BR/><BR/>Q. What are you hiding?<BR/>(a. lack of soul/hideous wormhole in side of face) <BR/>Q. What are you hiding from?<BR/>(a. intimacy/the law) <BR/><BR/>Way to liberate your one true visage, Joshua! You're an upstanding young man and a model to other youth. In Brooklyn. NYC. Where you live. Can we discuss that for a while? on your blog?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6104552703714268853.post-18157783048076083242007-08-15T17:37:00.000-04:002007-08-15T17:37:00.000-04:00I hope you saved the shavins. Glue is your best fr...I hope you saved the shavins. <BR/>Glue is your best friend in this situation. Apply posthaste!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6104552703714268853.post-89805464068940284862007-08-15T17:35:00.000-04:002007-08-15T17:35:00.000-04:00you're not even a quarter as beardly as you once w...you're not even a quarter as beardly as you once were. I feel like i don't even know you anymore. <BR/><BR/>The feeling is, i assume, reciprocal. So i sign my comment anonymous.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6104552703714268853.post-9370993466983706272007-08-15T17:34:00.000-04:002007-08-15T17:34:00.000-04:00Did you try oiling your beard? Or waxing it? There...Did you try oiling your beard? Or waxing it? There are many remedies for a lackluster beard. Shoe polish could have handily covered the unsightly ruddy hue, for example. I suspect you didn't give this beard a chance.<BR/><BR/>There are now, thanks to the miracles of modern techonological witchery, a variety of pomades, ointments, and unguents to choose from. Ask around. Your local pirate captain is a great resource for this kind of pracical advice.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6104552703714268853.post-71774431677190910222007-08-15T17:30:00.000-04:002007-08-15T17:30:00.000-04:00Please amend this post to reflect your views on be...Please amend this post to reflect your views on beards composed entirely of bees.<BR/><BR/>I suspect this might be an attractive option.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6104552703714268853.post-61597495022753411052007-08-15T15:45:00.000-04:002007-08-15T15:45:00.000-04:00Key-lime pie? uh-uh, sorry. We adhere to the "only...Key-lime pie? uh-uh, sorry. We adhere to the "only jerks eat key-lime pie" credo here at the 'Pit.Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10018380141668632342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6104552703714268853.post-55281693929361839162007-08-15T13:12:00.000-04:002007-08-15T13:12:00.000-04:00Noooo! I am on a hunger strike until you grow it ...Noooo! I am on a hunger strike until you grow it back. Speaking of which, do they serve key lime pie at the peach pit?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6104552703714268853.post-50157854905126339072007-08-14T23:54:00.000-04:002007-08-14T23:54:00.000-04:00Until I get a close look at that family tree, I'm ...Until I get a close look at that family tree, I'm reserving judgement on Steve's gentile/non-gentile status.Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10018380141668632342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6104552703714268853.post-84261404886660308972007-08-14T22:09:00.000-04:002007-08-14T22:09:00.000-04:00One day Steve will write his memoirs and title the...One day Steve will write his memoirs and title them "Life After the Beard: No, I am Not Hebrew." I will have him autograph my copy and then I will read it with great interest as he is a mysterious man indeed.Brandonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13675307203977452486noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6104552703714268853.post-19144833543359720142007-08-14T18:26:00.000-04:002007-08-14T18:26:00.000-04:00I rock the homer simpson immediate 5o'clock shadow...I rock the homer simpson immediate 5o'clock shadow, soon my hair will rock the dale gribble.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com